oats and crowbar head to tuscany, spurred on by the promise of homemade tortellini awaiting and a quick film. 2.5 hours there, 2 hours to kick it, 2.5 hours back. the perfect sunday prospect.
what they didn't count on was that someone had switched off the mains. thus turning the fridge and freezer into a rancid tortellini graveyard, replete with fetid liquid and a stench that drove us both to empty the contents of our already overhung stomachs.
needless to say, no tortellini were had, and the intrepid girls had to content themselves with chips, cheeze puffs and air freshener.
quotes of the day:
o: i think i just threw up a little in my mouth
f: no no, i flat-out hurled. violently
o: f! i think someone's coming up the path!
f: pal. not now. i'm dealing with Gotterdammerung in here